Thursday, June 4, 2009

Snookums' Subpeona

My daughter is lovely. She is also litigious.

Shortly after I uploaded this photo to my Facebook page, a process server appeared at the door and shoved a document at me. Snookums was suing me for . . . you guessed it, invasion of privacy.

I went over to Snookums, who was very busy screwing and unscrewing the lid of a jar. "Snookums!" I said. "This is my house, my computer, you're my daughter. You have no right to privacy!"

Snookums gestured out the window at the sound of a dog barking. "Woof woof! Woof woof!" she shouted.

The atmosphere at home has grown tense. I have left the pictures up. Meanwhile, Snookums has updated her Facebook status to "It's Complicated."


Catherinette Singleton said...

Sounds like it's time to hire an attorney. Snookums has a pretty strong case...

Rob Britt said...

Just stumbled upon your blog and thought I'd let you know this gave me a really good laugh and had to share it with my wife. Cute picture also.. reminds me of when our four were little. They grow up fast.

Joan Novark said...

Thanks, Rob. You inspired me to post again -- after more than a year!