Tuesday, November 18, 2008

And the Bad Mother Award of the Week Goes To...

Ms. Joan Novark, for letting her daughter get soaking wet in a torrential rainstorm! 

For taking her out in the freezing cold without a hat!

For letting Snookums cry herself to sleep! 

For feeling annoyed -- not sympathetic -- at such crying! 

For giving her back her bottle when she throws it on the ground -- without cleaning it first! 

For feeding her breast milk that was left out all night! 

For letting her play with used hypodermic needles! 


Goody 2 Shoes said...

Stand up for your rights (and needs) to get some sleep, Joan! Ferber would be proud. I wish my 5 year old would cry himself to sleep instead of coming into my bed to wake me up!

Joseph LeMay said...

What about wire hangers? you let her hang her clothes with wire hangers?

Joan Novark said...

All I know is, it's a good thing Snookums' dad doesn't read this blog. He'd be really upset about the bottle part. (And the wire hangers.)