Monday, November 10, 2008

Cacophony of Talking Toys

"Green triangle!" declares the turtle before launching into the first verse of "Camptown Races." 

"Hel-LO!" shouts the telephone. "It's for YOU!" 

"Wanna play?" asks the cell phone. 

"Red circle!" replies the turtle, and begins belting out "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star." 

"A is for apple," whispers the table. "B is for baby." 

"Mary had a little lamb..." chants the turtle. 

"The buttons on the phone go beep beep beep, beep beep beep, beep beep beep," announces the telephone, to the tune of "The Wheels on the Bus." 

"Let's count!" says the turtle. "One, two..." 

"...the buttons on the phone go beep beep beep," continues the telephone, "when you call your friends!" 

"I am Edison Wise Wings," announces the eagle. "Remember my children. Be grateful for what you have." 


goody2shoes said...

The link to ebay was neat! Only 5.99 for Edison Wise Wings....and you too can hear the wise spiritual teachings! I wonder how much kids learn from their talking toys?

Joan Novark said...

The Edison part was a bit of poetic license -- he actually belonged to my sister as an adult (she bought him as a joke). I wish I could have included a link to his actual voice -- he speaks with a Native American accent!