Sunday, February 22, 2009

Baby Model Catfight

Here, finally, is the issue of Babytalk that Snookums was photographed for.

That is not Snookums on the cover. It is an evil rival who copied Snookums' look -- ivory skin, reddish hair, almond-shaped blue eyes -- only she stuck her tongue out at the last second to win the editor's favor.

That tongue move was the baby model's equivalent of "Blue Steel."

Snookums may have no choice but to challenge little "Luna" (as the beyotch calls herself) to a "Toddle-Off."


Catherinette Singleton said...

That little baby on the cover is a jerk. I can see it in it's beady little eyes. Clearly, it will trample anyone that gets in it's way.

Joan Novark said...


You're right! It's all so clear now! Look at her, sticking her tongue out, saying, "Nanny nanny boo boo! I got the cover and SNOOKUMS DIDN'T!"

Goody 2 Shoes said...

she also has an insect-like appearance at the waist, with the big fingers on her white jacket....shouldnt they have airbrushed out the thumbs?

no new post? flu?

Rich said...

whats the sound of one drooly hand b*tchslapping?

gonna have to take that covertoddler DOWN!!!

love yr blue steel
it hurts