
Me: Snookums, I'm home!
Snookums: (screams) YAY!!!! MOMMY'S HOME!!!! NOW I GET MILK!!! MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK MILK!!!!!
Me: OK, just a minute. Let me wash my hands and take off my coat.
Snookums: NO!!!! Want milk NOW!! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!! (Crawls over to me and starts tearing my blouse open.)
Me: OK, OK, OK. Just a sec. (Opens bra, removes breast.)
Snookums: YAY!!! MILK WHITE THIRSTY GOOD WHITE WHITE WHITE... (Puts nipple in mouth. Stops talking.)
(Five minutes pass.)
Snookums: (Pushes away breast, stares at nipple.) Need MORE MILK!!!! MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!! (Pulls my hair, pinches me.) MORE MILK NOW!!!!!
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In just a few more months, Snookums will be filling in her own parts of the "conversation!" which is really a monologue.
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