Monday, January 26, 2009

"Without Breasts, There Is No Paradise"


Last night Zany Dad was watching soccer on Spanish TV when he happened upon a telenovela.

"What a title!" he muttered.

"What?" I asked.

"Sin Senos No Hay Paraíso," he said. "Without breasts, there is no paradise."

I looked at the TV, expecting to see one of those Spanish-language variety shows where a guy dressed as a bee is surrounded by women in bikinis.

"That's weird," I said. "With that title, it should be a comedy, but it looks like a drama."

It is. Sin Senos No Hay Paraíso is a Colombian soap opera that tells the story of a girl who becomes a prostitute to get out of poverty, but has to get implants when she discovers her ta-tas aren't big enough to attract the coke dealer of her dreams.

The only thing more preposterous than that plot is the fact that NBC is apparently working on an English-language version.

I don't dare tell Snookums about this show, because she'll insist on watching it.

2 comments:

Catherinette Singleton said...

Why have I not seen this riveting telenovela?? With a title like that, what's not to like?

Joan Novark said...

I know!!! I only just heard of it myself, but it got all kinds of coverage in the English-language press when it launched. Anyone surprised that it's Telemundo's most popular show?

Thanks for posting! Come back soon!